THE TRUTH IS A LEMON MERINGUE!
Shabba me whiskers This is barking bonkers… Well, that old roo-de-lally Mr Gum and the hideous Billy William the Third are once more mucking things up for everyone. They’re a-schemin’ and a-hatchin’ an’ making their bad plans up on Goblin Mountain. Can the wise old man Friday O’Leary and the small girl Polly make it past the Three Impossible Challenges of Goblin Mountain and save the town from a fate worse than something very bad indeed? In an epic tale of courage, valour and plain idiocy only one thing is sure: The truth is a lemon meringue!
'Hmm,' said Friday thoughtfully, twirling his famous imaginary detective's moustache...'Goblin Mountain...Goblin Cave...Hmm...Goblins...Goblins...It all points to one thing. Mrs Lovely,' he announced triumphantly, 'it was badgers who attacked you. A gang of wild badgers driven mad by the cold winter and too much sugar!'