Andy Stanton  ·  You’re a Bad Man, Mr Gum!

You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum!

Publishers

UK (C'wealth) Egmont Press
Belgium Uitgeverij Lannoo
Brazil Distribuidora Record
Catalonia Editoria Cruilla
China Thinkingdom Media
Denmark Forlaget Carlsen
Finland Schildts & Soderstroms
France Bayard
Germany Patmos
Greece Minoas
Hungary Geopen
Indonesia Kanisius
Israel Agam Publishing House
Italy Arnoldo Mondadori Editore
Japan Komini Shoten
Korea E-Public
Lithuania Baltos Lankos
Macedonia Toper Books
Netherlands Uitgeverij Lannoo
Norway Gyldendal
Poland Egmont
Portugal Editoria Verbo
Russia Clever Media
Serbia Laguna
Slovakia Slovart
Slovenia Mladinska
Spain Grupo SM
Sweden Argasso Bokforlag
Turkey Tudem
Ukraine Dobra Chytalnya
Vietnam Nha Nam

Rights

World Rights With UK Publisher
Film Rights Eve White

Classification

Age Range 7+
Category Fiction
ISBN-10: 1405223103
ISBN-13: 978-1405223102
Illustrator: David Tazzyman

“AN IRRESISTIBLE ROMP” THE SUNDAY TIMES

Good evening. Mr Gum is a complete horror who hates children, animals, fun and corn on the cob. This book’s all about him. And an angry fairy who lives in his bathtub. And Jake the dog, and a little girl called Polly and an evil, stinky butcher all covered in guts. And there’s heroes and sweets and adventures and EVERYTHING.

A wacky and zany start to a new series: an exciting cross-between Monty Python and Roald Dahl.

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Mr Gum was a fierce old man with a red beard and two bloodshot eyes that stared out at you like an octopus curled up in a bad cave. He was a complete horror who hated children, animals, fun and corn on the cob. What he liked was snoozing in bed all day, being lonely and scowling at things. He slept and scowled and picked his nose and ate it. Most of the townsfolk of Lamonic Bibber avoided him and the children were terrified of him. Their mothers would say, “Go to bed when I tell you to or Mr Gum will come and shout at your toys and leave slime on your books!” That usually did the trick.

Mr Gum lived in a great big house in the middle of town. Actually it wasn’t that great, because he had turned it into a disgusting pigsty. The rooms were filled with junk and pizza boxes. Empty milk bottles lay around like wounded soldiers in a war against milk and there were old newspapers from years and years ago with headlines like VIKINGS INVADE BRITAIN and WORLD’S FIRST NEWSPAPER INVENTED TODAY. Insects lived in the kitchen cupboards, not just small insects but great big ones with faces and names and jobs.

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