James is a children’s author. He is the writer of the “Iguana Boy” series, about a superhero who can talk to iguanas and The Worst Day Ever!, an intergalactic adventure filled with aliens, magical gloop and poop jokes.

He pretends that he writes poop jokes because he’s a children’s author, but the fact is even if he wasn’t, he would still be making them all the time (just ask his kids!).

Previous work includes writing credits on Diddy TV, Justin’s House and Gigglebiz, as well as “successfully” convincing 90s pop act Hanson to play at his wedding.

Well, they didn’t actually play, but they sent him on a honeymoon to Jamaica which James thinks is even better.

James spends his spare time thinking of inventive ways to engineer more spare time for himself.

So far unsuccessfully.